Prayer
Saying “I’ll pray for you” is like saying “I’ll think about you with sympathy…” but it tags along “…because I’m closer to God than you are and He’ll do whatever I say”. I feel like any form of monotheistic prayer done for others is synonymous with a sense of entitlement, but then again, so is being religious.
I enjoy a good laugh over religion but this does not represent my personal belief/lack of belief in its entirety. My true religious aspects cannot be summarized in a tumblr account. If you take offense to this, good, it's about time you stopped being praised for believing in the adult version of Santa Claus.
